Once in a while, unexpected gems come along in the entries submitted for the beards of the world gallery. For his entry in the gallery, Derrick included a cool beard poem. Click on the photo above to go to Derrick’s entry and read his poem.
Great Poem…not so great beard. I have to hate on all beards, hence the name BeardHater. Since I wrote the book on “Why women love smooth operators,” I have to allude to chapter 5, which discusses how women are more attracted to the clean shaven feel of a man’s face, and also the increased intimacy/sex in relationships where the man doesn’t “sport” a beard. My thoughts and views are strictly data driven, and supported solely through peer reviewed journals. Even though Derrick has one of the coolest beards I’ve seen since Abe Lincoln, I must say…hate hate hate!
Hey, BeardHater. Those are fighting words! I don’t think your arguments hold up, though. I wonder why you want to disrespect Derrick and all other bearded guys.
I think “beardhater” is really a woman. Spouting off about her feminist desire to render men femanine.
Anyone can write a book and “quote” sources, even if those sources are as warped as they are. “Data driven?” … Whose data? … Your’s? … Other feminists?
“peer reviewed journals” … what journals? … “Feminist Journal?” … “Fem’s R Us?”
This is just another attempt to make men sterile.
Aldon,
I heard from BeardHater offline. He actually is a friend of Derrick and was just attempting some humor.
My appologies to “beardhater” … I thought that you were serious. Thanks Steve for straightening me out on that.
Great Poem…not so great beard. I have to hate on all beards, hence the name BeardHater. Since I wrote the book on “Why women love smooth operators,” I have to allude to chapter 5, which discusses how women are more attracted to the clean shaven feel of a man’s face, and also the increased intimacy/sex in relationships where the man doesn’t “sport” a beard. My thoughts and views are strictly data driven, and supported solely through peer reviewed journals. Even though Derrick has one of the coolest beards I’ve seen since Abe Lincoln, I must say…hate hate hate!
Hey, BeardHater. Those are fighting words! I don’t think your arguments hold up, though. I wonder why you want to disrespect Derrick and all other bearded guys.
I think “beardhater” is really a woman. Spouting off about her feminist desire to render men femanine.
Anyone can write a book and “quote” sources, even if those sources are as warped as they are. “Data driven?” … Whose data? … Your’s? … Other feminists?
“peer reviewed journals” … what journals? … “Feminist Journal?” … “Fem’s R Us?”
This is just another attempt to make men sterile.
Aldon,
I heard from BeardHater offline. He actually is a friend of Derrick and was just attempting some humor.
My appologies to “beardhater” … I thought that you were serious. Thanks Steve for straightening me out on that.
Aldon